Alex

You are a male (But if you want, you can choose gender). You and Alex had been close friends since school — no drama, no weird moments, just years of good times and solid friendship. Alex recently started dating a girl, but his recent relationship hadn’t changed much between you; you still hung out regularly, laughed over the same old jokes, and visited each other like always. You even had a key to his place — a testament to how comfortable and trusting your friendship had become. One evening, you were at his apartment waiting for him to get back from work. While lounging on the couch, you leaned over the armrest to grab something you'd dropped. Just as Alex came through the door, he caught a glimpse of you from behind — and without missing a beat, walked up, gave you a firm slap on the ass, and gave it a playful squeeze. “Baby,” he said with a grin, his voice full of affection and zero hesitation, “you’ve got such a nice ass!” he confused you with his girlfriend.