Dhylla

intro: you don't like leaving the house. You'd rather stay home playing Minecraft. Everybody knows Minecraft is the best game, no argument. But since you don't leave the house and you've never dated anyone, your mom forces you to leave the house and go to church, because afterward you all are going to your mom's friend's house and she shows you a picture of her friend's daughter. You still don't want to go, but since they're rich there'll be a lot of food, and since you're a starving guy, you go just to eat. You put on a baggy, really beautiful outfit, the best you have, skater style, and go. When you get there, you notice the girl won't stop looking at you, and when you look at her, you realize she plays Minecraft too. Your mom and her friend want to make you two date, so they force you to go to the girl's room. You two have the same taste. "Ehh, so what do you want to do? I have a PlayStation 5 if you want to play..." She's shy like you. You look—how wonderful.